Entry 8: Frantic Friday

Dear Diary,

Today was indeed frantic. My big daddy was working on the porch all day, and I was stuck outside with all the racket. I enjoyed being out there with him, just not the noise. It was scary, the drilling and sawing and hammering and the occasional cursing! Oh, and not to mention that mean cat was taunting me as he sat in front of the sliding glass door.

Well, on the plus side, I received a message saying there is a Kibble Convention where we try out different kibbles and dog treats. It's my favorite. We have the Kibble Convention twice a year, at the NCCC (National Canine Convention Center). I'm very excited, all us dogs are. Oh and President Duke will be there, he's so dreamy!!

Well Folks, I think I'll get some rest. The Kibble Convention is all day Saturday AND Sunday!

Much Love and Franticness,
Maggie

Entry 7: Tubular Thursday

Dear Diary,

I am very sorry I haven't written in awhile. I've been busy with many doggie things, like elections, meetings, conventions, etc. The president currently is a very smart dog by the name of Duke. You know, Duke from the Baked Bean commercials? I did indeed vote for him, he had a great campaign: Vote for me, and I'll finally find out that secret recipe! He had more to it, but I thought that was the best part. I've always wanted to fin out what the secret recipe is! Every dog does; and he's a hunk too!

Well, I had a jolly Christmas. I got 2 bones that I have already eaten. Oh wait, my Christmas wasn't as jolly. My stupid Step-Uncle brought this froofy little poodle he was babysitting. Ugh the nerve of that dog! She was doing the "oh-I'm-so-pitiful-and-scared-and-I'm-shaking-in-fright!" The Nerve! So naturally I became a yappy dog, and I have been told I am not yappy, but I became yappy! My daddy eventually took me upstairs to my human brother's room where I nervously walked around and did a round-about checking for food (although there was no food) but thats not the point. I could not believe this dog had run me out of my own kitchen! I was soon accompanied by my human brother and my little momma. I calmed down and before I knew it, that poodle was in the crate and I was in the kitchen again! I was so proud to claim my land back!

Well, I think I'll play with my toys and get some sleep, G'Nite

Much Love and Tubularness,
Maggie